So I asked out this really beautiful girl at work. Her name is Courtney and she likes comic books.

We go out to a bar and have a couple drinks. At one point she says something funny and I respond with "Your a Riot". She says "Fuck You" and leaves me alone at the bar to go to the bathroom.

That wasnt so bad but later in the evening, we go to another bar and get some food. When its time to pay she asks if i could give her cash so that she can pay with her card because she has no cash. I proceed to give the barmaid my money, paying for the both of us and she proceeds to say "Fuck you" and left me at the bar yet again.

I will never ask Courtney out again.

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